Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...