Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...