An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...