Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...