The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...