Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Strong Britain
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Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...