If IBM ran Christmas…
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Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...