Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...