Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!