Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Chicken jokes 02
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What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
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