Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
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New scientific element : MAN
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Gov\\\\\\\’t
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Money Quotes
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Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
6 Double Vodkas
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Remember when…..
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Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...