Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...