The Perfect Day
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Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...