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A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
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Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
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worm’s favorite band
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