Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...