Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...