Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...