Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....