Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...