Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...