Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...