Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...