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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
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Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
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We’ve been robbed!
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