Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...