To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...