Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...