Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...