How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
A gruesome murder
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing...