I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...