Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...