Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...