What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...