If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
A Bugs Mind
What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...