Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...