Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...