More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...