What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...