Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...