My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.