What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...