Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...