Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Internet addictions
|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...