Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...