Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...