Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Quick and clear
A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something-...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...