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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
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A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Redneck honeymoon.
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NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
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You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...