Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...