Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...