Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...