What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
To Drown
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Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Alice is in UNIX land
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Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
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