Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...